Me: Oh God... Are you one of those people who eats other people's food?
Dimples: IT'S OKAY TO SHARE FOOD. YOU'RE BUILDING UP YOUR BACTERIAL RESISTANCE.

Drizzle: And my sister has short hair so when she doesn't get it trimmed. it gets shaggy. Mullet-like almost.
Me: Oh gosh...
Drizzle: We usually get it trimmed at a salon, but we decided to cut it ourselves this time. It looks terrible by the way.
Me: Are you going to a pro to get it fixed...?
Drizzle: Naaaah. We're probably going to fix it up tonight. So she will either be bald of better by the end of the day.

Sushi: Is my obsession with Jesus unhealthy?
Master: As long as it's black Jesus.
Me: Considering you're not even Christian? Possibly.
Master: She could be Jewish.
Sushi: I want to be Mexican/ Canadian.
Me: I thought you wanted to be British and Prince Harry's daughter.

Ke- Chang: Dude, where are the letters you promised us?
Dimples: I wrote your letter in German for my IB test.
Drizzle: D:
Dimples: If it adds to anything, I also wrote a letter to myself in German pretending to be one of you guys.

Drizzle: I gotta go eat now! Merry Christmas!
Me: Happy new year! Oh wait. I thought we discussed this. I only celebrate Diwali. That's really insensitive of you.
Drizzle: Oh pardon my ignorance that was terribly rude of me. I do hope you have a Happy Diwali as well. May your family and health be blessed.

Yuan: Hey did you want to hang out? Go see a movie?
Me: There's a tropical storm.
Yuan: Yeah. My volunteering got canceled because of the tropical storm.
Me: There's flooding warnings till 9.
Yuan: ... it won't flood in the theater...

Brie: I'm so tired.
Me: You didn't even do anything!
Brie: Yes I did! I ran around.