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I Can Dig That

noun. noun. adjective. noun. random activity I tried once. food that I eat too much of. mainstream band. slightly less mainstream band. band no one's heard of. sport I watch sometimes. rebelious quote. noun. noun. noun. plural noun.
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Index
Message
History
Shit My Friends Say
Shit My Brother Says
Theme
Football
Me: Who's going to win the Super Bowl?
Brother: Kobe Bryant.
Salsa
Dora: To jump over the sharks, say, "Salta!"
My brother: SALSA
Dora: Say, "SALTA"
My brother: SALSA
Me: That's not what she's saying...
Forever Alone
- I start a conversation with my mother-
- phone rings-
- Mom answers and walks away-
Me: Okay, Mom, that's fine. Just ignore your child.
Brother: You're forever alone.
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I’m going to post that on facebook, you better go like it.
Even my brother knows.
Me: Let's watch the video again.
My brother: You can watch it alone because you're forever alone.
What has the internet done to my brother?
Brother: -kicks-
Me: That wasn't very nice
Brother: Yes it was, you just don't appreciate the love of a foot.
Me: Go away.
Brother: The foot loves you. It's still a better love story than Twilight.