September 2012
i wonder what shutterstock was thinking when they thought of this idea
August 2012
THEY DELETED THE LILO & STITCH SANDWICH STACKER GAME FROM THE DISNEY WEBSITE
Death Llama
- Take your favorite Harry Potter quote and replace one of the words with the word llama
- Drizzle: "Oh, well ... I'd just been thinking ... if you had died, you'd have been welcome to use my llama."
- Drizzle: Imagine. A death llama. That transports the newly deceased to where ever it is that theyr'e going. It is comforting to these fallen souls. Those who have departed from all they've ever known. It lets out a soft bleat and nuzzles the weary person with it's fluffy fur.
- Drizzle: It is. The. Death llama.
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dontcha wish ya country was free like mine
dontcha
SCREAMING
OHYAJF;DKLSJA
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Martha doesn’t like Emily’s blog →
goo.gl
Martha doesn’t like Emily’s blog. She keeps that to herself and doesn’t send Emily hatemail.
Thanks Martha.
Blog ettiquette.
Super simple stuff.
2 reasons not to drink toilet water:
Number 1 and Number 2.
i dont know why i gif’d this but
what's your favorite type of machine to use at the gym?
the vending machine
via sodamnrelatable
Am I in trouble?
- Me: Did you watch my video yet?
- Dimples: OH SNAP. Not yet.
- ...
- Dimples : omg.
- Dimples: omg.
- Dimples: fuck
- Dimples: shit
- Dimples: hell
- Dimples: balls
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- teacher: where's your homework?
- me: beyonce doesn't do homework
- teacher:
- me:
- teacher:
- me:
- teacher:
