When Something says "DO NOT TOUCH!"
nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
Big is beautiful
Me: I used two stamps for his letter because it was too fat.
Drizzle: Shhhhh. It's not fat. It's big boned. Flesh is beautiful.
tickettoheaven: chafing-nipples: dangermat: when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide bananas commit murder suicide that’s pretty fucking metal I’d say it’s pretty fucking bananas
dilclo: when she texts first <3
genocidercyo: clockey: you’re the window to my wall you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
high-blogging: lameborghini: will commit illegal crimes in exchange for mozzarella sticks illegal crimes
the-fandoms-are-cool: darrynek: hey kid wanna see a magic trick *reaches behind your ear* ready? *rips your ear off* where’d it go I’m so mad you didn’t say “where’d it van gogh?”
amoying: do horses end their prayers with neigh-men
Trying to do math
I read this as “trying to do meth.”
cloysterbell: martincrief: TOMORROW IS THE 23RD OF NOVEMBER ISN’T IT? #if we reblog this every day for the next six months eventually it will be true
maxterbate: maxterbate: Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr? Free chocolate milk for everyone i have just been informed on this
lolsofunny: adinasauce: circumcisions: do you ever have those days where you feel like a white person in an infomercial (lol here!)
tarclis: blackinallday: merry-i-am: salma: why can’t hurricane names be culturally diverse hurricane muhammad hurricane shaniqua hurricane nguyen because white people destroy everything. wow, the last comment.. the only comment
homurica: urbancatfitters: no no no no no no no no no no no no no the circle of life
Today, my grandma was trying to convince me...
An Australian artist created a giant hot air Blue...
did-you-kno: Source It looks like Appa mated with a tortoise.
ebuddies: call my dick gatsby bc its great