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Biology is wrong. The father can carry the baby as well. The truth about Santa Clause is that he’s 10,000,000 years pregnant and the baby won’t come out. That’s the real reason he’s chubby. That’s why kids actually catch their parents eating the cookies because they know pregnant fathers need to stay healthy and he doesn’t get fat from cookies because he never eats them Santa’s just so chubby from the baby that is 10,000,000 years [over]due. He brings children presents every year hoping God will see his good deeds and end his pain of carrying this baby.
—Roz
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nogoodturkey:

there’s a copy of the declaration of independence on the bulletin board in my western civ class

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today while my teacher was out of the room i stole it and put this up in its place

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my teacher laughed and asked who took it but nobody told on me so i got away with it

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i did it i stole the declaration of independence

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